happy box

A way to bribe kids into doing things for you, usually for girls.

Get me a cup of tea and you can get something from the happy box.

by Mikhail Alexander November 19, 2011

Dick in a Box

When the male genitals also known as penis, cock, cockswain, rooster, dick predicament, doodle, projectile, willy, putz, phallus, pee pee, wee wee, prick, private part, wang, wiener,mojo, etc dick. A Dick in a Box, commonly occurs when the male penis is detached from the balls and positioned with great care and precision into a box, as long as the lid is placed on the box it will be named under the term Dick in a Box.

When Mr Cockup died his will pacifically specified that his dick was to be detached from his balls and preserved as a Dick in a Box for later generations, "it seems that a Dick in a Box is a common think these days.

by YoBro August 19, 2013

cow box

Place where one stores sexual pleasures... ie. porn, ky jelly, condoms, rulers, sex dice, etc.

I got to put this jelly in my cow box.
(while one's room is being raided)
Kristen: "Oh boy what is in this COWBOX??"
Steph: "Lets find out!!"
Kristen: "HAHA PORN, KY, and a TAPEMEASURE!!!?"

by JayRod09 June 27, 2006

shit box

a box construction workers shit in when there are no toilets around

i fell in crap when the shit box i was using collapesed

by phil October 13, 2003

Pandora's Box

A vagina that contains every known S.T.D or S.T.I

Guy : " Hey, who is that ?"
Other Guy : " That stank ho? You don't wanna mess with her; personally, I wouldn't touch her with a nine and a half inch pole."
Guy : " Why?"
Other Guy : " Dude, she's got Pandora's Box."
Guy : "Oh sick! Someone get hazmat."

by nasty pete March 19, 2013

idiot box

The box on an envelope that shows where you are supposed to put the stamp.

Neil, Kevin, and David all use the idiot box when they send me a letter. Pssh! What idiots!

by Wheaties_007 March 3, 2009

pandora's box

A particular box in which someone might own for stashing sectrative objects in. Preferably lockable boxes. Such as: paraphernalia/own top secret stuff/possiblly illegal things/ ect.

This is sure going in my pandora's box..

by watchingslenderman September 13, 2012