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Beer Tampons

(N.) Something that Pop Stars and Pregnant Redneck Mothers from Alabama use during their "feminine time."
Cletus: Hey, Ma! Youse want'n me to loot you sum mora beer tampons from the kwik-e-mart'n?
by G-Union May 19, 2003
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Crockett Beer Run

When going to acquire alcohol, you inexplicably end up on the roof of the high school you previously attended. You will most likely get spotted by a security guard, but he will laugh about it without scolding you the next day. Almost always done with one purchaser of legal age and at least one underage provider of cash.
18 year old-"Hey! What are we doing on the roof of my high school?!"

21 year old-"It's a Crockett Beer Run!"
by SkizzyMcGi January 17, 2010
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Road Beer (UK)

When you on your way to the lads to bang some nose pizza. You take a beer with you to drink en route. Whilst walking.
Yo, clive let's get some nose pizza from chango. Ok Robert, but we gonna need a few road beer (uk) bruv.
by Tony the DR of luggage December 31, 2020
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Parking Lot Beers

To enjoy craft beers in the parking of the gym, after working out.
Fred are we having parking lot beers after spin?
by Big Ed from the hood September 13, 2019
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Pipeing American beer

It's when a men/woman does oral job and the reviewer then takes a piss.
My wife loves when I'm pipeing American beer.
by Werdar October 21, 2017
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Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.
Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.
by slipsonic November 10, 2015
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Casual Beer Thursday

A 12-hour period of time beginning 7 PM on Thursday night where it becomes legal for all beers, IPA’s included, to be enjoyed casually with friend and foe alike.
“Dude, why did you just crack that beer? Casual Beer Thursday doesn’t commence for another 15 minutes.”
by Timothecles October 7, 2023
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