may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

Fucked Yup

When something is completely messed up that you completely agree with it.

Dude, that is so fucked yup.

by Penelope Rainblossom-Smith October 14, 2023

fridge fucked

When you wake up thirsty as hell and go to the fridge only to find it full of NATTY ICE.

Adam: "I got fridge fucked this morning!"

Luke: "Have a Heineken"

by ltm2ww April 28, 2008

Suck and Fuck

Usually used amongst tradesmen in reference to any establishment that simultaneously sucks the money out of your wallet, either by charging high prices for basic tools, or by pawning off cheaply made Chinese garbage at prices so low you can't afford not to buy it, while also fucking the customer in the end, whether it be in the form the previously stated poor quality of the merchandise, or in the form of the establishment doing everything in their power to weasel their way out of honoring their warranty.

Tom: "Hey Dick, with all that overtime you've been pulling, I bet your paycheck is looking fatter than Kardashian ass."

Dick: "Damn right Tom. In fact, I'm gonna go down to the suck and fuck on my lunch break and get me a new drill."

by ApacheHellion July 16, 2022

Fuck

The most versatile word that can be put anywhere and everywhere. Most commonly used for:
a) anger

b) when discussing sexual intercourse
c) when you're talking to ya mates
d) anything else.

warning don't use when speaking infront of parental guidance.

e.g 1-
Guy 1: How many fucking times do i have to fucking tell you mother fucker. I COULDA DROPPED MY FUCKING CROSSAINT.
Guy 2: Fuck bro im sorry.

e.g 2-
Girl: Oh fuck, i wanna fuck him
Guy: Get in fucking line

by aussie_dicks October 9, 2019

le quick fuck

It’s not related to a time period, but more about the French restaurant chain called „Quick“. Le quick fuck is performing sexual acts in the playground of the restaurant itself. Most often emo kids do that type of stuff, people with sexual fetishes over bacteria too.

Antho: So, Anthelme, i’m bored, what about le quick fuck?

Anthelme: ~• yes senpai •~

by matth.ew December 22, 2019

Abso-fucking-lutely

When you are 100 percent, passionately certain about something.

"Do you wanna go to the strip, find some hookers and score some coke?"

" ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY !"

by Boobookittyfuck702 February 18, 2019