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firing lung bullets

Smoking Cigarettes. When firing lung bullets, the user creates black, dead wounds in lungs over time.
Babs thought she looked cool packing her Salem 100's and then lighting them up with strike anywhere matches. She did not heed the warning of everyone and eventually attached herself to an iron lung due to years of firing lung bullets.
by von groovy June 14, 2017
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California ring of fire

When you're out in the hot dry desert of Death Valley giving your girl extreme anal and the friction ignites the ring of hair surrounding her butthole. You continue to fuck, lighting your own pubes on fire, then at the point of climax you pull out and shoot into the ring of fire that is her anal orifice, all the while screaming hocus pocas
Dude I experienced the California ring of fire for the first time yesterday!
by Queefstain June 26, 2017
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firing the mud cannon

Julian went missing shortly before dinner last night. It wasn't until we were on the fish course that Jeeves heard him firing the mud cannon
by Stormtrooper X October 31, 2017
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japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia
Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this
by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017
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chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
by Laylee12 September 22, 2016
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busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode
My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.
by Cackyblacky September 21, 2016
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why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.
Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!
by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018
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