two headed blow job

A blow job from conjoined twins

Man, I think the last thing on my bucket list is to get a two headed blow job from those conjoined twins up the road. Then my life is complete

by Slick&Silly July 28, 2017

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.

Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...

by Calico August 5, 2007

Two faced Jackal-Rat

A Jackal Rat that has 2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large brown rat that looks and talks like a human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and people feel bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!

Two men go into a public bathroom:

Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!

Man 2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.

Man 1: A two faced what?!

Man 2: Shhh if you shout its name it may hear and become enraged!

by Jackalratexpert23 July 21, 2011

have two right feet

Meaning to be violent or walk extremely fast.

Wow you're violent today slow down your walking way too fast what do you have two right feet!?!

by Mackenzie345 February 11, 2023

Two Bitches One Plate

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…

I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.

by Neighborhoodwatch May 21, 2021

two fingered slot rumba

A phrase describing the act of female masturbation.

Eric: We're headed to the pool. Be right back.
Kim: What should I do?
Eric: Diddle.
Kim: Huh?
Mark: Try the two fingered slot rumba.
Kim: Ok! (holding up two fingers.)

(Eric crashes the golf cart.)

by Hobo2 July 29, 2008