Ethan

he twerks in front of a camera

Ethan: oh hey wanna see me twerk?

jekin: sure why not

ethan: *twerks*

jenkin: oh no stop

ethan: no haha

by Idonthavearealuser November 20, 2020

Ethan

Every person named Ethan is the biggest pussy in the world.

“Dude I just bruised my elbow 😢” said Ethan
“Shut up you little bitch” jay

by Jackkddoff June 2, 2019

Ethan belulia

The most godly man you'll ever meet. His presence will jaw drop and dick hard.

Holy shit there goes Ethan belulia I've just got rock hard!

by Adrian galism May 30, 2023

Ethan Cox

Ethan cox is an egotistical scroatum that craves the nic and loves the ganj

oi oi theres ethan cox, no you cant have my poof you scroatum

by Euan Mcgay April 18, 2023

Ethan Eckert

lil bitch boy that'll make write down a 100% tip on your card without you knowing

Sam: "Wow I can't believe that Ethan Eckert tipped on your card and made you go broke"
Me: Yeah hes a bitch

by miksu-chan May 10, 2022

Ethan Shetty

Loves hockey. Favorite/Main number is #87. Owns a dog named "Frisky" (Freh-sik-ee).

Wow, Ethan Shetty's do is so cute.

by 🐓🔫 May 6, 2021

ethan

on of the most amazing people you’ll ever meet if you don’t know him he may come off as mean sometimes but that’s because he speaks everything on his mind, if he has something to say to someone or about someone he’ll say it right to their face. he has the best humor to ever exist, he’s REALLY fine and handsome but won’t agree to it. his smile can light up a room, he has the prettiest eyes that are so easy to get lost in. he hates wearing jeans but has an amazing style, his sweats, t-shirts, and his shoe game. he’s the BEST boyfriend ever, he cares A LOT about you if he trusts you, it’s not hard to gain an ethan’s trust you just have to be the right person with the right attitude. once you get to know him he is one of the most kindhearted, selfless people you’ll ever meet. and once you get an ethan be careful because if you mess it up you’ll loose his trust and he’ll completely cut you off, it’s EXTREMELY hard to gain his trust back. but if it’s something small he’ll usually forgive you. he is EXTREMELY loyal and won’t date a girl he know will cheat, if your feeling insecure about something go talk to an ethan because he’s not afraid to tell you that your the most beautiful girl in the world, when you ask what he likes about you he’ll say everything. he will change your life in some shape or form, so when you get an ethan make sure you hold on to him because if you lose him you’re gonna miss him more than anything and will wanna do anything to get him back.

i love you ethan<3 p.s. he’s also a REALLY good kisser and doesn’t think he has a big d but we all know deep down he does.
girl #1: who is that
girl #2: oh that’s ethan

by i heart ethan February 12, 2023