metric mother-of-god ton

Approximately 20000000 times more than a metric fuckton

That is a metric mother-of-god ton of money in your bank account...

by RoarMc March 28, 2017

Mother

a woman in relation to her child or children

My mother is very flexible because she is a gymnast.

by Allie </3 November 22, 2017

Founding Mother

The wife of one of the Founding Fathers of the United States of America

Martha Washington, a Founding Mother, is the Mother of our Country and George Washington is the Father of our Country.

by 1234567890abcdefghij November 13, 2020

Your mother

The president of his fanclub

scout (aka red spy): what are you president of his fanclub?
spy: no that would be your mother! (slams pictures of scout's mother being fucked by red spy)

by red spy from team fortress 2 October 17, 2023

Nautical Ass Mother Fucker

A person who works on ships for a living and loses contact with everyone on land. He or She also enjoys and milks the benefits of a life at sea

Man Andrew is one Nautical Ass Mother Fucker

by RBGeezy November 3, 2010

Ur brother a mother

A worse insult than your granny tranny and your grampap a trap

Jim: ur mom gay

Robert: ur brother a mother
Jim: fucking dies

by mee mees May 10, 2018

mothers day

a day to celebrate milfs

jake: “hey what’s tomorrow?”
sarah: “it’s mothers day aka a day to celebrate the milfs”

by milf999 May 8, 2021