A belt buckle that is so big it can do one of the following:
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
1) Keep a hernia in check.
2) Act as a girdle.
3) Block the view of your penis so nobody will know if you're walking around with a woody.
4) Be used as a dinner plate.
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n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.
This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
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"hmm must have been those ticks"
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"hmm must have been those ticks"
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