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nut sack jam

A nut sack jam is an uneducated, dirty semi truck driver that has no clue how to maneuver their truck in a parking lot.

An idiot truck driver pulls into a truck stop or parking lot and it takes them an hour to get to semi backed in. These truck driver typically have unnecessary hood mirror.
That idiot just got himself into a nut sack jam.
by Christina1985 December 9, 2017
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packy sack

The handkerchief tied around a stick when running away. Or when you’re deaf and can’t see a baseball glove on a baseball bat
“Oh, there she goes again with her packy sack
by jforjudas March 12, 2023
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Sack of Wank

A social networking site to rival facebook....aimed at women (or men, we don't want no homophobes here) who are seeking a man with either a) a face like a bag of elbows or b) enough false charm to get you into bed and then not bother with you ever again (we are expecting record joinings) better than facebook and without the stupid status updates!!! For women who think charm is a brick wrapped in a brick (tm Roo)
Krystal "I joined Sack of Wank looking for an ugly mutt to take to hockey and they have Jesse Boulerice!!!!"

Luanne "get stamped on!!!"

or.....

Chantelle-Chanelle "Why do men always treat me like an idiot?"

Courtney "because you are an idiot Chantelle-Chanelle (and I think your mother hated you) but why not join Sack of Wank, they have loads of grade A wanksacking arseholes on there and this week they have a special offer, free Sack of Wank with every account opened" deep voice says.....terms and conditions apply
by Bertuzzi's Bitch and the Roo September 21, 2009
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Sminked Sack

The result of having your testicles vigorously flick for a period of time.
Sore, numb, tender. Often noticeable when a purple, bruise liked mark, is left on the under side of the ball sack.
Dave continuesly flicked Garret’s nuts while he was sleeping, Garret woke up with a severe case of sminked sack.
by MongedMiSmik September 25, 2018
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cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.
1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?
by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013
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Hackey sack

Evan was hoping his girlfriend would play hackey sack with him during dinner with her parents.
by Kuebqueen September 15, 2017
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Ka-nut-sack

An anime loving boy, who tends to be very smart but you wouldn't know by interacting regularly. Is very amazing boy and always ready to love you.
Addison- So how's your new boyfriend?
Isabelle- Hes a typical ka-nut-sack
Addison- Oh that's amazing
Isabelle- Yea, I love him
by Heheheme June 2, 2022
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