Ambrosia Salad

Cumming inside your woman while she's on her period, then eating that creamy magenta slurry right back out from the ol' hatchet wound, and once you've got a mouthful, you share the delicacy by making out with her.

Girl: my boyfriend looked like a demon clown as he came up to kiss me, last night after chowing ambrosia salad from my bloody snizz

Ambrosia Salad by Skellshine April 21, 2024

Wedge Salad 

When a person sticks their tongue into a pussy or ass of another person through their undergarment; sort of a tongue wedgie.

Dude I totally wedge saladed this chick's fuckholes through her super tiny lace thong.

Wedge Salad by Bumpah Skiah April 30, 2024

Double Salad Toss 

When two of your partners lick both your anus hole and testicles at the same time

That Double Salad Toss you guys gave me last felt fucking great! I fuckin loved it!

Double Salad Toss by DogOfDeviance May 12, 2024

Picasso Salad

A messed up looking pussy, but tight and wet as fuck

Man... That girl I saw last night had a Picasso Salad...

Picasso Salad by Sir__Cums_Alot May 18, 2024

Cuck Salad 

The act of preforming cunnilingus on your female partner after another male ejaculates inside of her

Can't wait for Ted to prepare my cuck salad for me tonight.

Cuck Salad by The Amazing Cuck May 23, 2024

Egg Salad 

To eject egg matter from one's anus.

She shoved a dozen eggs up her ass and served me egg salad.

Egg Salad by YaHateToSeeIt June 8, 2024

all salad

The phrase one may use to describe a cowardly male -one who eats meat and acts tough but is as soft as a ranch-dressing soaked salad.

Luke: "Shit, Dusty. I heard you couldn't get your wife to mind you the other day. What are you soft or something?"
Dusty: "No, Luke. I am not soft at all. I respect my wife and all women for that matter. I don't feel the need to act all tough, for I'm not the one who is afraid that people see me as all salad."
Luke: "Hell, I wouldn't eat a salad even if I was starvin!"
Dusty: "You keep treating your wife that way and you be starving and all salad and NO NUTS!"

all salad by von groovy June 22, 2024