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Kid Rock

Kid Rock refers to when a pregnant woman is fucked in the ass while screaming rock lyrics and deepthroating a guitar.
by Balls Obama September 4, 2023
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Rocking Horse

An old device for entertaining children in the shape of a horse. The child sits on the body of the wooden horse and rocks quickly back and forth. If there are two children in the same room, they hold a competition of who can stay on through the most violent rocking. Bonus points if you get thrown over the front.
The boy played on the rocking horse in his nursery, somehow defying its design and not flinging himself over the front
Two children took turns rocketing themselves over the head of their wooden rocking horse with the sharp teeth
by Liza Jasper February 26, 2023
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Rock snot

when your boogers are so dry and hard it is as if you have rocks for snot. Usually discovered upon waking up in the morning, especially in the winter.
I tried blowing my nose when I woke up this morning but I had rock snot and nothing budged.
by CLS CU January 16, 2015
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Pop Rocks

A pop rock is a small candy. It usually comes in cotton candy flavor. If you chew a handful, you can feel crackling in your mouth. It's a sensation. And it's weird.
Mom: I'll let you choose any candy you want from the candy store.
Kid: Let's get a bag of Pop Rocks!
Mom: Okay!
2 hours later...
Kid: -pours bag of Pop Rocks into mouth- IT FEELS LIKE EXPLOSIONS!!!! AYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
by mouthrat February 13, 2019
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Tote'n The Rock

Bringing the "Dick"
Girl I'm coming to see you and I'm "Tote'n the Rock.
by Black Bald January 8, 2022
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Scalf Rock

A genre of rock that is charecterised by one or more of the members in the band wearing a scalf. The musical characteristics of this genre include harder rocking tunes in the bands earlier stages which then evolve to softer melodic ballads that entail homoerotic atmosphere and cliche' lyrics. The band tries to disguise this change in sound as musical 'maturity' when really, it is just gay.
Guy 1: Hey man you check out that Hinder concert last week?

Guy 2: Na man im really bummed cos they are my favourite scalf rock bands

Guy 1: Thats cool, i got two tickets to the fray this weekend you down?
by Spillaz July 30, 2010
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Rock Shrine

Something that is needed by anyone with a brain to tell others that It's about drive, it's about power we stay hungry we devour, put in the work put in the hours and take what's ours
Person one: Pleaseee help me build a rock shrine *puppy eyes*
Person two: Yes i should give in because I love The Rock
by Pikazz November 13, 2021
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