Penis kiss

When u gently take someone's dick and Kiss it.
you have the Italian penis Kiss , What contains licking and kissing.
you have the German penis Kiss , What contains soft biting and kissing.

Flo: Omg Liza german penis Kissed me last night!
Magic: Damnnn really :'o Niceee!

by Magic Melina July 4, 2016

Butter Penis

A human being that possesses all of the necessary qualities of an attractive female with the exception of a penis.
Similar to the well known Butter Face, only with the penis being the exception.

Everything on Lady Gaga looks good, but her penis.

That's not a hot chick, that's a butter penis hermy.

by NoPeenPls September 16, 2009

Blanket Penis

When the foreskin of the penis is larger than the actual penis itself.

"Omg look at his Blanket Penis"

by KHELEY March 28, 2009

penis mongor

A man who is pre-occupied to talk about anything else but the penis
A person whose face looks like a penis, and therefore subject to much ridicule
A person who collect penis's, and has a book about penis sizes
The other definition you will find out once you are fucked up, which is the truest definition

Ethan is a fuckin penis mongor
I know he always talks about the penis
Dude he has a book on penis's too
what a penis mongor

O Shit that dude is a fucking penis mongor (only allowed when fucked up)

Fuck you u penis mongor u

by Masturbate March 10, 2008

e penis

One's Ego over the internet

I just necro wagond this kid and i bet his e penis just shrunk 6 inches

by Devin May 24, 2006

penis wrinkle

a slight dent or wrinkle in a mans penis. And/or a funny word to call a friend.

A: Yo Dan thats a big penis wrinkle you got there.

B: Sheena your a fucking penis wrinkle.

by annnnonyomusssssss March 27, 2010

Penis barf

This can refer to the thick fluids hurled from a male penis (or slut monkey) at the end of sexual excitement; also commonly called semen, cum, throat yogurt, or sperm. Minor differences can occur such as the color and thickness.

Sorry lady, I was trying to aim my penis barf away from your hair.

by thadelus January 30, 2009