When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.
by Buggnuts January 25, 2022
When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles
Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.
by AutismFest May 01, 2020
The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.
Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.
by FatHoudini March 08, 2022
The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.
Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
Jorge: "what the fuck"
by ΔS April 29, 2021
by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018
by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018
When you take a fire extinguisher and spray it every when there is no fire.
It is usually done as a prank.
It is usually done as a prank.
by JimmyLaManz June 13, 2011