fake brake

an involuntary reflex to apply a nonexistent brake petal when riding as a passenger in a car.

Sarah is such a bad driver, I was hitting my fake brake the whole way here.

by Lexiphile October 11, 2015

Fake dyke

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.

Fake dyke.
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by Mary Naseret April 18, 2020

Fake Friend

Fake friends are people who seem like your bestie but behind you they talk bad about you

You: I hate Katlyn, she is such a fake friend

Other Girl: Told you!

by Happyhoehowareyou June 25, 2018

Fake criminal

Someone who takes psychiatry who never did anything picked out of a kindergarten class to take psychiatry just living their lives taking voltage supplement treatment one day got in trouble and woke up in jail while constipated side effect cussing

That's a fake criminal bro it's my psychiatrist

by Zachary O'Donnell March 18, 2025

cheap fake

(noun)
Any unedited video of Joe Biden's physical and cognitive decline that the uniparty does not want you to see. This is the term for their gaslighting routine.

Black, Lesbian, DEI hire White House Press Secretary: All 5 separate cell phone videos of Joe Biden "freezing up" were clearly doctored videos and we don't comment on cheap fake allegations

by Davester75 June 19, 2024

fake

Every single girl at Northwestern High School.

this fake ass hoe acts like my best friend but goes and tells everyone my business.

by pussyhoe6969 February 15, 2019

The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.

OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow

by Yam derf October 12, 2018