Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.

"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"

by namezsayz May 8, 2023

jordan

a man with an absolute massive dick (its kinda scary but hot) also just a chad.

man i love jordan

by 11505962 May 19, 2023

jordan fleenor

A music artist who sometimes releases music and makes tiktok’s.

Have you listened to Jordan Fleenor?

by pleasedontlistentome May 30, 2023

Jordan

Real Motion Man

My name is Jordan and I a real motion man

by L may June 21, 2023

Jordan Hong

This dude straight up checks urban dictionary definitions for names. He describes himself as "it's the boy" and sometimes people call him JHong

Oh man it's Jordan Hong checking urban dictionary at Hangar again!

by Hangar24 July 20, 2023

Jordan

An android user who will call you stinky straight to your face. He is too busy thinking about the gym at work that he almost crash lands every plane he flies. He claims to be a "foodie" when he really cannot tell the difference between Walmart and Kroger brand groceries. He has kate to thank for teaching him how to grind through a bench rep, stay on his hip recovery, and become less of a boomer. He is eternally grateful to her for this.

Jordan is always flexing in household appliances because the gym is his whole personality.

by crackheadkate August 11, 2023

Jordan

Jordan is a very handsome man, he is able to make you look at him, and think “Holy shit, he is that mfing guy dawg”. What I’m trying to say is that Jordan IS HONESTLY JUST MFING HIM!, he’s always BEEN HIM, and and he will always BE HIM. Jordan is also loving, charming, and will never let you down, Jordan is just overall a great guy to be around.

“Hey have you seen that new guy Jordan?”

“Oh yes I have, that dude Jordan is honestly just him bro”

by Shut up guerra August 15, 2023