Honkey Donkey Dick 

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

Honkey Donkey Dick by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

Concrete Donkey 

The Concrete Donkey is like a Donkey Punch, in that when you're engaged in anal sex, and about to ejaculate, you strike her square in the back of the head with a brick, both knocking her out and making her anal cavity tighten, making the orgasm all that more better for you.

Right when I was about to blow my load, I grabbed the brick from the bedside table and gave Karen a Concrete Donkey

Concrete Donkey by Anson95 June 2, 2007

Swamp Donkey 

An unusually fat, ugly, tasteless woman who would sleep with pathetic men.

Did you see that swamp donkey with low enough standards to sleep with attention whoring fat shitty musicians who make endless youtube videos of their crappy songs.

Swamp Donkey by sweatymanwrassler February 19, 2011

Swamp Donkey 

A girl that is so nasty and ugly that she looks like a donkey that just crawled out of a swamp

I gotta get to a new school. All these swamp donkeys got fattitude.

Swamp Donkey by OhThatsRich August 22, 2012

Pissing On A Donkey

To Urinate On A Donkey, Good Times Are Generally Had!

'Dude I'm Totally Pissing On A Donkey Right About Now'

'Aw Man, My Donkey Ran Away'

Pissing On A Donkey by Comfort.Eagle February 5, 2010

horse shit donkey dong 

the guy that shows up at a party and trys to have sex with all your straight friends...and your girlfriend is the one that invites him.. A HOMO SEXUAL JACK ASS!

look at that horse shit donkey dong over there trying to pick up on Mark. I wish your girlfriend would tell him to go home!

horse shit donkey dong by chris black sr June 21, 2010

Poo Donkey 

A person who lacks any discernible intelligence, and frequently acts in a manner that makes him appear foolish.

I'll beat that muthafuckin' poo donkey Randy for stealing my beeotch Andrea.

Poo Donkey by Matt S. March 13, 2003