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Electric Bowling Ball 

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
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bowling a strike 

Taking a shit and taking it well. Bowling a Strike means you had a really fantastic shit, and it is an occasion to be celebrated among friends, preferably over an Instant Messaging program, while bored at work. See also bowl.
Gchatter 1: hey, i gotta go bowl.
Gchatter 2: good luck!
Gchatter 1: thanks man, i need it after last night's shenanigans.
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Gchatter 2: well?
Gchatter 1: i bowled a strike.
Gchatter 2: fantastic news!

Person 1: where were you?
Person 2: bowling a strike.
Person 1: i'm jealous.

bowling a strike by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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Bowling For Soup 

Hmmmm...it seems all of you assholes that are saying that Bowling For Soup "sucks"..hmm all you're seeming to diss at is "1985" which isn't a great song....what about the songs on "Drunk Enough To Dance"? oh what? never heard of it? just listened to one song, eh?
Bowling For Soup by screw u bitch December 1, 2004

Bowling Ball 

I'm a bowling ball
And my haters be the pins
Down the lane bro imma spin
Knock yall over once again
Bowling Ball by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
1. The opposite of 'ballin.'
2. To be in the negative state of 'ballin.'
3. The opposite of cool or good.
4. To have a low social status.
1. We are ballin, not bowlin.
2. Mike: See that hot girl over there? I got her number! BALLIN!!!
Steve: That girl's fat and has some facial hair. Matter of fact, that's not even a girl...that's a dude. BOWLIN!!!!!
3. Trying to 'holla at a shawty' while driving a rusted, beat up 1980 Ford Pinto.
Bowlin by therealpat May 12, 2007

Bowlegged 

The semicircular shape a female's legs are left in after receving an extraordinary dicking
Dude 1: so dude what happened with that chick last night?
Dude 2: I left her so bowlegged she cant walk in a straight line
Dude 1: sweet
Bowlegged by santiago nonuts August 7, 2010

going bowling 

This is the act of a man sticking his middle and index finger into a womans vagina and thumb into her ass as if she was a bowling ball.
Erik used Lauren like a bowling ball last night when they were going bowling.
going bowling by bLiTcH January 8, 2008