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Mud-boner

OMG, he's got a mud-boner!
by seenitallbefore June 19, 2009
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Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.
I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.
by Elpuma13 March 28, 2012
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boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass
dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping
by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009
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boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.
"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."
by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010
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loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.
I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita June 8, 2005
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Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.
Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?
by Birdcore February 23, 2010
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boner-fied

Adj.
Unlike boner fide, boner-fied merely refers to a hard-on, stiffy, or ginormous erection (in my case), indirectly stating that something is bigger than it would be without having used this adjective.
Check it out, my wang is totally boner-fied.

The doctor told me I could never eat lollies again. I believed him. He was a boner-fied asshole.
by druzel October 5, 2009
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