Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.

I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.

by Elpuma13 March 28, 2012

Mud-boner

When a guy/girl gets sexually aroused by dirty talk

OMG, he's got a mud-boner!

by seenitallbefore June 19, 2009

boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass

dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping

by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009

boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010

loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.

I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 8, 2005

alfie boner

Alfie boner: A Very Gay Boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do

by AgentOink September 29, 2014

Turbo boner

When you get fully erect so fast that your dick falls off and you die.

I saw a porno where a guy had a turbo boner and died.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017