boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass

dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping

by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009

boner factor

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner

Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor

by say-d April 22, 2008

Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.

I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.

by Elpuma13 March 28, 2012

boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.

"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."

by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010

loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.

I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(

by potranquita June 8, 2005

Boner guy

a person in reality or in a video game, that has elite sniping skills. Usually bothers you so much by his sniping and outsnipes you in many different scenerios. The term originated during a game of COD and continues to be used to describe that guy who keeps bothering you with his accurate gay snipes. They always have snipers, no other gun is acceptable to them.

i was playing COD and on a kill streak when so boner guy decided to snipe me with his gun.

by son o britiany555 April 10, 2010

Boner Contention

When a topic of conversation leads to upsetting your girlfriend so that you won't get laid that evening.

Why did he have to bring up the Boner Contention?

by Birdcore February 23, 2010