Muppet Fire Drill

A fruitless task, caused by confusion and miscommunication. A more modern version of the term 'Chinese Fire Drill'. Imagine a team of muppets trying to put out a fire. They form a bucket chain, but the due to miscommunication, the bucket of water never reaches the fire and is instead passed round in a huge circle while the fire rages on.

This project is pointless, no one seems to know what they're meant to do. It's a reall Muppet Fire Drill.

by KittenJuggler June 10, 2022

death by firing squad

When you are brutally shot to death by a firing squad after being convicted for a crime

Can also happen for other reasons

That guy is getting death by firing squad

Awesome

by DeathByFiringSquad August 17, 2022

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

Dirty Fire Dragon

Taking a massive shit in a girls ass and another girl eats out the shit from the first girl then spits it back out into your mouth while you cum inside a fat girl like a dragon spiting fire

I really did a dirty fire Dragon last night with them 3 girls.

by Real master October 27, 2020

Firing the Meme Beam

Firing the meme beam is when someone is polluting the internet with an unreasonable amount of memes.

Colby keeps going on the internet and firing the meme beam, I had to unfriend him on Facebook, I can't imagine what damage he has managed to do to reddit and 4chan.

I'm gonna get baked and then go online and practice firing the meme beam.

by internetboi2015.biz/dank/onlin February 2, 2015

Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 9, 2017

why is the baby on fire

A question most people ask when their baby has been set aflame.

Husband: Honey, why is the baby on fire?
Wife: BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!

by HumannofHyrule January 16, 2018