Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 02, 2017

Wet Biscuit

A Wet Biscuit is a person with homosexual tendencies.

"Hey guys I'm kinda feelin' like a wet biscuit."

by Doota 69 October 11, 2020

Wet biscuits

The act of when a person receives a raspberry on their butt hole

You haven’t lived until you’ve received some wet biscuits. -I’m gonna wet your biscuits. -Damn, I got the best wet biscuits last night.

by that guy-007 May 12, 2025

Scottish Biscuit

A Scottish Biscuit is when a Scottish man cums at his lassies touch while in public.

Omg, Stephen became a scottish biscuit yesterday, I almost puked.

by Onebizzeedude May 04, 2022

cunt biscuit

A fat flaky dry vagina

Your face looks like a real cunt biscuit!

by highrollerjo March 17, 2017

Cunt biscuit

A dry ass cunt whore

That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.

by Justice_435 January 19, 2019

Cunt Biscuit

A female that you cannot stand and cunt just wouldn't suffice to describe her.

She is such a cunt biscuit!!!!

by Brimmjob March 09, 2016