Jacob

Jacob is Obese as fuck! If you ever meet a Jacob he is definitely addicted to video games. He is very kind and funny but can be annoying sometimes too. If you find a Jacob don’t let him go.

Woah your getting big like Jacob !

by Skdovicube November 19, 2023

Jacob

Not a good looking person and knows it. Has a big penis with huge testicles, but is not really good at anything

Jacob: Look at his penis

by Bobtheuilder April 18, 2022

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

Jacob

He watches hentai and loves icarly he had sex with his grandpa

Ugh that guys watching hentai hes so JAcob

by Jacobs the bomb June 10, 2018

Cole Jacob Berry Roberts

Master Cole J.B Roberts, is a young actor from Manchester. His current agent is Ology Kids Casting and he has featured roles as Oliver Twist in the performance of Oliver at The Stockport Plaza produced by Romiley Operatic Society. Cole has also took on roles as an extra in the British soap Coronation Street. But his main acting job which has been the highlight of his youth acting carrier would be his featured role in Scott and Bailey in 2018 where his performance won him 3 Nodas (National Operatic And Dramatic Association). And last of all Cole J.B Roberts’s current net worth stands at around £13,000.

I met Cole Jacob Berry Roberts

by young.actors124 June 9, 2020

jacob

This person may not be girlfriend material, but is always available to give a shoulder to cry on. Jacob is a very loud and energetic person and may sometimes annoy you, but when you need him to be there he sure will try.

Girl: That Jacob sure is a piece of work!
Boy: No, he is nice. He is okay with being friendzoned and his fat is warm and comforting.

by Squidward666 June 9, 2018

Jacob

Plays Overwatch 2 all day while stuffing Chicken down his throat. Sometimes gets a little too horny around men... am I safe? oh fuck

The mother fuckers a Jacob ( lazy as fuck )

by AssSmacker69 February 4, 2024