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stacey's mom

Stacey's mom is not as cool as you think she really is...trust me even tho the song rox
Stacey's mom has got it goin on....NOT!
by therealstacey May 3, 2005
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Hockey mom

Woman whose children play hockey at any level.
Peggy's children life revolves around hockey all the time. She's a hockey mom.
by Bzzzz October 27, 2008
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ur mom

"your mom"
also used, when a person has no idea at all, what to say next. Whether this is because of a very intelligent insult (ie. they just got pwned) or because it was something totally baffling.
"LOL U NO ACT BLACK"
"well, people tend to not act their race. Take you for example. Aren't you, according to your culture, supposed to be...smart?"
"uh...well....UR MOM IS SUPPOSED TO BE SMART"

or

"so lyk then I said for him to get out from under the table lol1!1111!!!"
"your mom was under my 'table' last night if you know what I mean..."
"wat."
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Yer mom

a answer to any and every question
Bob- how’s it going jimmy

Jimmy- yer mom

Nick-where do you want to eat tonight

Jimmy - yer moms house
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ur mom

a stupid as hell comeback that douche bags all over america use on a daily basis.
what were you doing last night?

ur mom
by baddbiotch August 14, 2017
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Futchy's mom

One that engages in sexual favors for amounts that add up in pennies and cannot be greater than 6 cents
Dude, I can't walk right any more, not after last night with futchy's Mom.
by notluthi March 17, 2009
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Mom machine

An SUV or minivan that is all over the road being driven by a woman with several kids on board.
Why can't she just drive a car instead of cutting us all off in her mom machine?
by single guy May 18, 2010
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