A champagne lip smack is a procedure a female would use to wake her partner from sleep.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
First she must undress completely, then straddle her partners face, putting her lovely labia against his/her peaceful sleeping lips.
Next she pours her favorite champagne down the front of her breasts, allowing the bubbly liquid to flow down, across her labia and in to her partners lips causing them to wake up delighted by the surprise.
"Mom, my husband won't wake up, he keeps sleeping through his alarm."
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
"Did you try a champagne lip smack honey?"
"That's great advice mom, thank you"
by Dome luver July 31, 2022
Get the Champagne lip smackmug. Buddy lips … a reference to someone not worth remembering typically someone unimportant but relevant at the specific time of mentioning
Last night that guy at dinner shit his pants and tried to cover it with a cough … (what guy?) I donno buddy lips with the wine bottle
by Ripe April 1, 2024
Get the buddy lipsmug. *in a group setting/groupchat*
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”
Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”
Joe: “Jackson can’t get any bitches with that haircut bruh”
Jackson: “Okay buddy, wipe ya lips”
by k1ng_k0ng1204 December 20, 2023
Get the Wipe ya lipsmug. by NatNattyKeys November 16, 2020
Get the Lipmug. by Mr. Wicked December 2, 2016
Get the wax(ing) lipsmug. When you take a big rip of hash, and then you must wipe your lips with something because of the amount of resin you’ve inhaled.
Hey bro.. my water bottle smells like a scraped bowl.
Stoner friend: yeah man.. you got hash lips. Go wipe them shits off.
Stoner friend: yeah man.. you got hash lips. Go wipe them shits off.
by kmviii December 7, 2020
Get the hash lipsmug. A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.
"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"
by Freelee09 November 24, 2015
Get the lip lawnmug.