Fortnite kid

Usually a nine-year that stole his parents credit card(for the fifth time this week) and buys the most "thickest" Fortnite skin in the item shop and continues to go into party royale to have fake sex with there online boyfriend/girlfriend, all while streaming on Twitch and yelling at his mom to make Him a sandwich.

"The little kid next door is such a Fortnite kid I heard him saying "yes daddy" to gamergirl69 which I'm pretty sure is Tom from down the road"

by Anonymous 1459 December 29, 2021

Carrot Kid

The child at a party whose parents won't allow them to eat the food being served, providing the child with carrots or other veggies to eat while the other children get cake, ice cream, and other sugar-loaded foods.

"I'm not into sugar for kids...but you don't want your kid to be the carrot kid. There's always the kid at the birthday parties carrying a bag of carrots. You've got to let them eat a little cake." --Tobey Maguire

by leo3375 September 22, 2009

Thai kid

Gay mother fucker who will try to take you girl but will fail and they are fucking annoying when you play video games

He is a Thai kid

by Boii get that out of here December 16, 2019

Desh kid

a desh kid is a person who is stupid and acts like a idiot

Kid: why r u such a desh kid
parent: clean ur room now

by therealslimsadiestaffors October 10, 2019

stray kids

Adorable but crazy,like a monkey one second their the cutest thing you’ve ever seen next their jumping on the ceiling.
Associates with clowns.

Side note-they can sing better that i can in my imagination

person:”I’ve had so much coffee i’m almost stray kids”
stay:”Oh trust me you still have a gallon of coffee to go before you reach that level.”

by Gotta be me October 30, 2020

kid toucher

someone who touches little boys for enjoyment that are named Josh

josh is a kid toucher

by nonćè patroller September 6, 2020

trashcan kid

in a public setting of; such as a lunchroom or public courtyard, or food court, those who frequent the establishment who consistently sit next to the trashcans who then take on the appearance of the trashcans i.e. not showering or showing any interest in bathing period. Also who have a obsession with hackysack. Often are led by a single older individual, who the others idolize. Share common traits as a goth

person 1: who the hell are all these people?
person 2: they are trashcan kids they multiply like crazy (insert name) is there leader the others follow him

by ReluctantEagle February 22, 2009