A super sweet guy who knows how to make a girl laugh. If you’re his friend or maybe even his girlfriend, consider yourself lucky. He is amazing and fun but can also be serious if needed. He will include you in everything that he can and will love all his friends forever(i think)Don’t ever lose this dude!
by PopPixie06 October 27, 2020

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.
H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”
by Dive Computer November 26, 2023

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times
Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?
Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.
by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Jacob wanted to be with Monica because amber an Jillian broke up with him. Jacob and Monica are the perfect match.
by NICKPRO February 7, 2022

When an individual enters a group chat after long periods of inactivity to correct others on their factual and grammatical input.
by ALEXISISISISISIS July 9, 2018
