Dirty Jacob

When you take a shit and you’re running low on toilet paper, so you have to reuse the same piece by folding it over multiple times

Person one: Damn, there was fuck all toilet paper in there!

Person two: Sorry dude! Did you have to do a dirty Jacob?

Person one: yeah, I folded that thing reeeal good.

by Whomstst October 8, 2022

Jacob

Is mostly a jew

Wow look at that jacob

by JimbopJr February 21, 2018

Jacob

a little bitch

Person 1: Yo what's up?
Jacob: I'm a Jacob.

by razlze April 18, 2022

Jacob

JACOB IS A BUMHOLE THAT BULLIES ME

Me : hey Jacob
Jacob: SHUT UP YOU BOT

by Belpis June 26, 2019

Jacobe

A friend everyone needs. A hilarious guy who always has the most insane stories to share. He stands out to everyone he meets, it’s impossible to forget about him. He can be an asshole sometimes but deep down he’s soft. Overall a cool guy. Go get yourself a Jacobe.

Yo dude, do you know Jacobe?
Yeah, we’re hanging out this weekend!

by craigtuckeer April 20, 2023

Jacob

The most amazing person ever. He is so great, he is hot, smart, absolutely hilarious and the funniest person that you will ever meet. He is a great friend to anyone, he is very good with girls and can get whomever he wants. He is just an al-round amazing, great, humorous great guy.

Jacob is just lit 🔥

by 😂🤪🥵 March 19, 2020

Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.

Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!

by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018