Jacob

Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.
Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*
by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021
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Jacob is a handsome young nice man, he’s normally got brown hair and mostly blue or green eyes. Jacob’s very passive towards friends always smiles and shows his good kind side. When looking for friends he struggles a bit to talk but it doesn’t stop him from trying. To his family he’s lovely but sometimes can be very annoying to get attention. Also he can get very angry when play video games, this can turn him into saying nasty things towards family and peers. Finally he has a huge 10 inch whale cock that pleasures anyone who dares to try it, it’s a madness when any girl gets on that bed.
“Jacob is the bestest friend who will ever meet, you’ll regret him if you let him go.”
by Urbanised dictionarier November 23, 2021
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Oh, is that Jacob?
Yes, that's Jacob. His ego said "To infinity and beyond"!
by 0xjan June 22, 2022
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a fucking emo man who is so emo to the point he acts sped and nuts everywhere
by Randomdhfbfb May 20, 2025
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He’s a little pu**y no one really likes him but the act like it. I no one will know why he’s mad at you, why he’s so sensitive, and why his a cocky person. If u have a Jacob in your life please go ahead and move to mars. Only 1-3 people actually like Jacob, like honestly punch the first Jacob u see ( not really )...
Jacob is annoying
by Ali Attalla August 20, 2018
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a 6'5 lebo boy with the biggest gap in his mouth, be careful tho bc he might like a person name johanna and not tell u abt it.
omg whos that? "it's that 6'5 lebo hunky boy jacob"

"im only looking at his gap in his teeth."
by klejuhdy8rliahn kWMB VI iJ October 26, 2022
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A handsome muscular guy you just want to preform cock and ball torture on
“Jacob’s muscles almost bulge as much as his balls
by Nate Carlson May 06, 2019
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