Jacob Mooney

A well defined sexy Asian man

Man look at Jacob Mooney over there he a snack

by The Finkleburg February 6, 2024

Jacob Wordziak

When my friend Jacob is feeling kinda WORDY and he thinks he's spitting facts about reality but he is really just spittin.

My friend Ahmad is acting like he is Jacob Wordziak today.

by rigbydoesgames January 19, 2021

Jacob

(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.

Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob

by StickySuede September 18, 2018

Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

Jacob

Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.

Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*

by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021

Jacob

was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

jacob

like to shoot up schools for fun

let me shoot that shcool said jacob

by school shoter boi December 10, 2019