jacob bixenman

a guy who is very hot, the best boyfriend you could ever find but gay.
(warning, he stoles nose rings)

random person: who is that boy with troye sivan ?
troyens fandom: that's jacob bixenman !!!!

by tracobnut February 7, 2017

jacob

a human

its that a human

it must be Jacob

by loki da cat March 10, 2022

Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.

I jacobed.

by Levarris August 15, 2019

Jacob

The 27th letter of the alphabet

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!

by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is Obese as fuck! If you ever meet a Jacob he is definitely addicted to video games. He is very kind and funny but can be annoying sometimes too. If you find a Jacob don’t let him go.

Woah your getting big like Jacob !

by Skdovicube November 19, 2023

Jacob Black

The hottest mythical creature of all time, but extremely overlooked. Total Gryffindor/Hufflepuff and a loving friend, lover, brother, father, son...you name it. Totally way better than Edward.

“Jacob Black is so gorgeous!”-Everyone with common sense

by SilverTheWof December 25, 2020

jacob langley

The absolute biggest dickhead ever. No one ever wants to be friends with him because he annoys the fuck out of everyone.

Person: Dude, it’s Jacob Langley
Person 2: Omg he’s so annoying

by TimothyMcTimothy December 20, 2017