BUD LIGHT VIRUS

The virus stores/companies catch if they make a woke ahh decision. Like Bud Light put Dylan Mulvaney in their commercials and cans. And Target putting woke ahh shirts for children in their stores. wtf.

Bro Target caught the BUD LIGHT VIRUS. I hope Busch Light doesn't catch it

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 30, 2023

Light shamp

Definition:
A decorative or protective cover placed over a light bulb, often used to diffuse or soften the brightness of a light. A modern or alternative term for “lampshade.”

Example sentence:
“Hey, the light shamp in the hallway is crooked again.”
“She got matching light shamps for every lamp in the house.”

by Dylanxyn753 June 11, 2025

creepin' the light

When someone is waiting for a red light to change, and they keep inching forward a little at a time until the light changes and they can take off.

"Dude, quit creepin' the light. It will change soon enough!"
"I had to pee so bad that I was creepin' the light in order to get here faster."

by acehole15 April 17, 2010

turn his lights on

Fuck him/her

she looks at him lustfully thinking of how she could turn his lights on

by A.Artsy December 18, 2017

Light & Fluffy

When a person is being a cutie!

"MiniDesleyDoodles is light & fluffy, what a cutie!

by Lobini13 December 16, 2021

light's theory

The theory in which the Covid-19 quarantine has made more people come out as transgendered.

-You will become a victim of light's theory
+What is that?
-If you know, you know

by TikiMessedUp May 2, 2020

Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!

Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.

by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025