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National Eat Ass Day 

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day
Related Words

NATIONAL EAT YOUR BOOKS day 

This is a day to eat your books because your hungry right now
I live national eat your books day.

toads eat choads 

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!

National eat ass and smoke grass day 

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards

National eat cheesecake day 

This day is on September 9th, It is the one day of the year where you can literally eat any and all cheesecake.
National eat cheesecake day is an entire day where anyone can eat cheesecake until they can’t eat anymore. This day is on September 9th.

Finna eat yo Jerries 

A term used to describe your hate towards a person, often used to show how much you want to end their existence
Aye man I’m finna eat yo jerries for that
Finna eat yo Jerries by Gheaey December 20, 2019