Jesus dick

Dick so good that it heals all of your ailments

Girl: I thought you weren't going out tonight because you had a headache

Friend: I wasn't but then I hit up Ryan... He got that Jesus dick

by Dagger23 March 11, 2014

pixie dick

A dick that is tiny and pixie like, can be found on a specky bowl cut cunt.

"Listen here you specky, bowl cut cunt, your going to Hogwarts"

"Suck my pixie dick, Hagrid!!"

by Harrypixie69 April 3, 2017

Mole Dick

Another name for an uncircumcized penis, due to the resemblance of a mole peeking its' head out of a burrow.

This would be a great porn if that douche bag's mole dick wasn't so distracting.

by fEARtHEgOOCH September 27, 2009

Dick and Balls

A popular online saying usually asking people if they like them and if there is a response that is other then Yes, then whoever said no is made fun of for weeks

Hey Kayla do you like dick and balls

by Lisa Marie Lafontaine July 1, 2019

python dick

White guy with a big dick and he knows it!

John has a python dick

by Cougar Sport Killer March 4, 2011

a DICK-MAN

a dick-man is a person who is very full of themselves, a person who has a very sarcastic tone who also makes smerky comments when he feels that the situation does not suit him in favor. This person feels that he is smart and thinks that he is too busy to hang out or pick up his phone. A Dick-man tends to never pick up when you call him nor does he attempt to look at his phone when he knows it is ringing. In addition a dick-man will never call you back because he is either playing golf, watching the golf channel or sports center. A dick-man tends to be very boring with an old man personality. When a dick-man is watching TV he also tends to slouch on the couch and has a scary look on his face. There is also a saying about a dick-man: when a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be, a dick-man cant see what a dick-man cant be. In other words a dick-man cannot accept what he cannot be. SO as a result he reverts to asshole actions like pretending he is tired, or has to get up early, making smerky comments, never picking up, saying he is busy and of course playing golf. A DICK-MAN's full potential comes out when he is drunk, when this happens he goes to the extreme and acts like such an asshole but doesn't realize it. When in a group situation and when a dick-man says a dick-man comment people should yell DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN DICK-MAN and point directly to his ear, until he knows that his action was not right. A Dick-man is usually really insecure.

Ashtin: Hey man do you know why carson isn't picking up his phone?

Jones: No dude i haven't talked to him in a while

Ashtin: Why does he do this?

Jones: i dont know man.... he's probably playing golf or mark kicked his ass again

Ashtin: Or maybe just acting like a giant cenday-munga hahaha EEEEE-yeaaaaa

Jones: Dude he's just being a DICK-MAN!

Ashtin: He really is such a dick-man

by CARsinnnnnnnnn June 24, 2012

Dick Happy

1.a girl that so happy just to talk to a boy.look at a boy.or even smell anything like a boy.
2.a girl intrested in a boy that dont like her.
3.all on somebody prize peice.

number three may be also known as Dick Whopping.

1."Damn i mean was you so dick happy for that boy."
2."She so dick happy, he burped in her face and she smilied"
3."Why you keep talking about her shoes..stop Dick Whopping you Dick Happy ass bitch!"

by Kay.Baby October 17, 2007