kinyons dad

Someone who left there kid for a pack of cigarettes and never came back forcing his mom to do everything causing her to drink until she couldnt remember anything causing kinyon to be ugly and retarted

Kinyons dad never came back

by Kinyons dad March 19, 2019

Your dad

he gave birth to you 😍😍😍 very cool, and he is very handsome. So he will give birth to another kid.
.

Your Dad: OH MY CHILD IS COMING
Mom: let me open your @ss
Dad: *screams*

Mom: *twerks*

by Himhimherher November 25, 2021

your dad

Your dad is defined as the direct opposite of "your mom".

Your dad is often used against your mom in great arguments.

by Ducarius March 13, 2023

Your dad

In your best friends bed.
It’s meant to be.
Don’t deny it.

You: Have you seen my dad?
Your best friend: Yes, your dad is in my bed.

by SimpfortheWeasley’s November 7, 2020

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 6, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

your dad

your dad that left you for the milk, at a young age

"Hey is that your dad from 15 years ago"?

by sugar~ June 12, 2022