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boner factor

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner
Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor
by say-d April 22, 2008
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Mud-boner

OMG, he's got a mud-boner!
by seenitallbefore June 19, 2009
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boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass
dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping
by jessica bonerface December 2, 2009
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boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.
"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."
by Jack Meyerhoffer January 27, 2010
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loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.
I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita June 8, 2005
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professional boner

When you deeply admire someone in your profession and want to emulate them.
Did you see Kevin's presentation? I have a massive professional boner from his use of color.
by Blitz66 February 2, 2017
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Hair Boner

Those little hairs that just don't go down.
Ugh. I have a huge hair boner today!
by doodlebear213 March 6, 2011
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