boner squeeze

when a girl takes our cock sucks it till you cum then she takes the cum and puts it up your ass
dude that girl gave me such a boner squeeze last night im still dripping
by jessica bonerface December 02, 2009
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Boner Swag

The way a dude walks or waddles when he has a boner.
I saw Doug at the park an hour ago and he had a boner swag going, it was hilarious.

In class Bryan was getting his back rubbed by Delaney and as soon as the bell rang he left with a Boner Swag.
by Elpuma13 February 07, 2012
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boner factor

the increase in length of your penis when you have a boner
Dude my dick is like 5 inches not including my boner factor
by say-d April 23, 2008
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boner patrol

The act of proofreading or copy editing a document.
"Carl, I've finished a draft of the North Korea article. Would you please go on boner patrol?"

"Sure thing. I'll inform you if, during the course of my patrol, I encounter any boners."
by Jack Meyerhoffer January 26, 2010
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loner boner

a person who usually shows up to places/parties by themself, alone, and with no friends at that time.
I usually go to hip hop shows by myself, but I hate going to places by myself, I feel like a loner boner :(
by potranquita June 02, 2005
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alfie boner

James: I have an alfie boner right now
Andrew: I bet you do
by AgentOink September 29, 2014
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Garage boner

A boner only achieved in a garage.

1. A fetish for which you only become fully erect inside a garage.

2. A garage in which boners take place.
3. A kink that causes an extreme urge to spank your monkey exclusively in a garage.
“Man I had the craziest garage boner yesterday
by Garageboners.Inc. December 23, 2019
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