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pokey bum wank 

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
pokey bum wank by Dave September 16, 2003
Related Words
Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff

stink bum 

A person with a very stinky bum, ie. they are very cute and appealing but must be made to think that their rear end smells.
You are a "stink bum". Also good when used in conjunction with "Poo Face", for example as a greeting - "Hello, Stink Bum Poo Face".
stink bum by FunksterJ September 15, 2006

hungry bum 

The appearance of your ass crack eating up your pants and any under garments.
i.e. the pants are being pulled into the crack at an alarming rate.
Whoa sister - you need to walk slower or buy bigger pants - you got some serious hungry bum!
hungry bum by French Cow February 27, 2004
a person with no game console of their own, who constantly goes to his or her friend's houses just to play on there Wii.
(can also be applied to any other gaming system i.e. xbox 360 or PS 3)
I thought Anthony wanted to come over so we could make out; instead he makes a beeline for my Wii and enthusiasticly yells "I will so own you at Wii tennis!" I need to dump that Wii bum.

I'm such a Wii bum, I made a Mii at at least 3 other peoples houses...
Wii Bum by sam's a mulatto March 25, 2008

Beach Bum 

One who spends all their free time at the beach prefers day drunk, loves the sun, vodka, gatorade,sports , often spends the nights at the beach. Chill person
Beach Bum by Haysforhorses June 9, 2015

welfare bum 

Some fatass bitch who gets money but can't go and fucking work for a living because they are too busy getting fucking fat.
If you are a welfare bum well go work and if ends still can't meet then you need welfare. If not go fuck yourselves.
welfare bum by One little hellian February 23, 2017