CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

CAptian Asshole by SugarScruber November 10, 2022

Scary asshole 

A nasty disgusting retarted person.

Hey that guy Erick is a scary asshole.

Scary asshole by Halalujer November 30, 2022

Domesticated asshole 

Noun. A domestic asshole knocks over precious items off tables and counters, destroys everything you love, has a napoleon complex, and steals your heart; a typical house cat

Meet my domesticated asshole! He's a pain in the ass and breaks things but I love him.

Domesticated asshole by anonymous January 18, 2023

galaxy asshole 

It’s definitely not loose

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole

galaxy asshole by Hippiepowers January 18, 2023

Alcoholic asshole 

Me

"bro I'm a silly little alcoholic asshole and have nothing else to do than drink and fuck twinks"

"I DONT FUCKKNG CARE YOI FUCMIGN FAGGOT"

Alcoholic asshole by Am not gay February 1, 2023

opportunistic asshole 

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

opportunistic asshole by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Little asshole 

A living butt hole. The incarnation of a prick. Just basicly a dick. Little shit of a demon. Stay away from little assholes at all cost, they are contagious.

Usually between the ages of 11 to 17

Greg: he was so mean, like he was only 12!
Fred: he’s just a little asshole

Little asshole by Funky gay SoUp 🥣 May 13, 2023