constipated by air

The weed is surrounding you.

“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”

by White vans January 24, 2020

AIRE

Trandphobic people have embrace the acronym TERF, which they believe means "Trans-Exclusive Radical Feminist," but feminism is a path to egalitarianism, which can't Exclude anyone. A more appropriate acronym would stand for Trans-Exclusive Radical Discriminators, or TERD.

But it's not enough to criticize others. You have to be enthusiastically welcoming if you believe that we are all equal with inalienable human rights. Therefore:
All-Inclusive Radical Egalitarian, or AIRE.

"Who do you hate?"
No one.
"Jews?"
No.
"Then Muslims!"
No!
"Women?"
No.
"So men then?"
Still no.
"People who don't fit out preconceived notions of men and/or women?"
Don't hate any of them... Before you break out the litany of other things humans use to divide from one another, we're ALL equal, so if I hate someone, I hate myself equally. An AIRE isn't self-loathing like that, in any way.

by the modhatter August 12, 2025

air sirap bandung

air sirap bandung is reason to ask for a break

you tak pandai buat air sirap bandung i is auto turn off with you

by immaturekids_ September 21, 2020

Air-head

Getting oral sex while flying a plane.

I was taking flight lessons and the pilot gave me some Air-head.

by Thompison333 February 26, 2021

Dee Really Air

An act of freehand drawling

The artist quickly dee really aired after being struck with an artistic epiphany.

by ItsReallyReal September 15, 2020

beating air

When you’re masturbating, but you’re just not into it

I was beating air all night, I just couldn’t get off

by Esperanato January 22, 2021

hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.

After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.

by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014