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1. The part on any mammal's body that excretes fecal matter
2. The idiot who just cut you off and slowed down to 60 on the highway, and there was nobody even behind you, they could have waited just one god damned minute. But no. Of course not.
1. "Jerry! You don't want to go in there! Kevin just walked out rubbing his asshole and talking about smelling up the place."
2. "Are you fucking kidding me, asshole! Oh no, you are absolutely right, you didn't cut me off, I just had to slam on my brakes and swerve to avoid hitting your ass. Fuck you asshole! You and your stupid blue Prius."
Asshole by Miketsu May 17, 2018
1-Litteraly; hole by which poop comes out.
2-Insult.
You guys are assholes for not letting me come to the party!
Asshole by Lolfailperson April 5, 2018

assholelips 

i dirty wet hole that leaks
i love when my hubby lick my assholelips clean.
assholelips by parisisms May 22, 2018
An asshole is an individual that has seemingly dedicated their entire existence to making everybody else's lives miserable. These people are frequently aloof and consider themselves to be superior to those who they are mean to. Typical asshole behavior includes spreading falsehoods about others, pushing others down to get them where they want to go, and treating others poorly. Although there are many varieties of assholes the worst types are the ones that are also simultaneously douchebags and false angels. Although not necessarily true for all varieties of assholes, a great many types of assholes are also ignorant and manipulative.
Individual 1: I don't understand how someone can be such a complete and total asshole!
Individual 2: Yeah, how in the world can they be so mean to people and somehow get away with it?!
Individual 3: Yeah, they're a complete asshole, but the only one who can change them is themselves. *Sips tea.*
A person who is inconsiderate of others, acts rudely, and generally disrespectful of authority and social hierarchies.
John is such an asshole.
Asshole by Johnj522 May 23, 2018
girl they are assholes
boy who
girl Jake Paul and Justin biber
asshole by precolonial May 29, 2018