Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Dad

A father figure that many of you may not have and that's okay.

I wish I had a Dad
Me Too!

by ramarin March 15, 2023

dad

a person whose only purpose in life is to buy milk

person: yo u know that dude who went to go buy milk from Walmart 37 years ago and never found the right kind?

person 2: yup, that's my dad

by yoyo yomama May 18, 2022

your dad

has a huge peen
he smashed me last night
it was plesherful
he likes to give it to little girls

he was fucking a little girl he has a huge one.oh it must be your dad

by big_daddy_waddy March 7, 2022

Your dad

He went to get the milk but came back when you became a famous football player

Bro I'm gonna turn into your dad *disappears*

by The gentleman whom asked August 25, 2022

dad-sharp

As sharp as your dad used to keep his knives― sharp but kind of dull, for safety. Not as sharp as grandpa-sharp.
With this you could cut a medium-soft cheese with some effort!

"Dude, put the knife down, it's sharp!"

"No worries, its just dad-sharp."

by kinru July 17, 2019

Dad

Dad I have not seen you since you went to get milk

Ur dad is getting milk

by Ben farran November 18, 2019