Zooted

Ridiculously tired from lack of sleep.

I only slept 3 hours last night, it got me so zooted…

by JdPham07 September 20, 2023

Zooted

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"

Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted

by Fortnite bonger May 1, 2024

Zooting

The act of smoking marijuana whilst masturbating.

Zach! Zach! Are you Zooting or Edging?

by MrHe May 12, 2024

Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

Being fried out of your mind

Yo bro, are you down to get zooted tonight.

by glooks46 June 13, 2024

Zooting

A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.

I convinced my buddies in this group text to go zooting.

by IslandStyle June 29, 2024

Zooted (Slang)

When a person or group of people are stoned; or high on weed intake.

Person 1: Dang bro, You look Zooted (slang).
Person 2: Thanks

by Laym January 24, 2025