Zoophiles

People who are 100% going to hell no questions asked. They have s*x with animals, and have full on relationships with them. They also tried getting into the LGBTQ community.

Person 1: What are zoophiles
Person 2: The people that the Doom Slayer kills

by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023

Zoophile

An bitch who thinks that thinks that they have rights and wants to be in lgbtq+ community but doesn't deserve too

"your a zoophile" "yeah why"

"*grabs The German FG42 automatic rifle*"

by Somethinaa April 4, 2023

Zoophile

A person that is romantically, sexually, or both attracted to animals. Someone who is NOT in the lgbtq+ community because zoophilia is just a special way to say animal fiddler.

John - Yo dude, did you hear May was a zoophile?
Dude - A zoophile is a animal fiddler right? If so, I feel bad for her pet kitty..
John - SHE HAS A PET? I’ll be right back, I need to get her kitty and burn her house down.

by MayhemHour June 19, 2023

Zoophilia

The name of the mental disorder that a human, ( homo sapian sapian), has the mental will to physically enter a sexual position with an animal, ( other than homo sapian sapian). Currently illegal in the United States for animal abuse. It is not however illegal in New Guinea, for it's primitive government and it's URGE of this hideous act of intercourse. Yes, this has been done with octopi, goats, dogs, cats, sheep, donkeys, mules, snakes, squid, jellyfish, and probably many other animals. These actions were very common in ancient Rome, Swaziland, Persia, and many other nomadic civilization, ( because they had tons of animals with them... and not enough women...).

*Zoophilic kid finishes his sex with the animal
*Lady walks in

Lady: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO POOCHY?!

Zoophilic : Uhh.. Um... n-n-nothing...
*Zoophilic kid scurries away naked through streets.

*Lady sighs
Lady: *tisk *tisk that kid with Zoophilia just keeps doin' ma' animals...

by HowDoesTheHumanWork? December 31, 2011

zoop

n. the combination of sperm with semen

v. to ejaculate (usually on someone)

"I heard you zooped all over your gf yesterday."

"That white stuff on your shirt looks like zoop."

by zoopster9000 January 29, 2009

zoophile

a disgusting creature who needs to rot in hell

person 1: Timmy is a zoophile
person 2: ew

by a_random_furry_ March 16, 2022

Zoophile

A fatherless individual with a sexual attraction to animals. They can be 6-17 yrs old and all of them should be wiped off from the face of the earth.

- Oh who is that?
- a zoophile
-Oh, I hate those people
Ben: my name is Ben

by GalaxyRoamerxx March 6, 2022