zero tolerance

Authoritarian rule system whereby breaking of the rules is taken very seriously and punishment is overly severe to get the message through.

The dictator took a stance of zero tolerance on ideaology that caused him any disrepute, and so gave his political opponents acid baths.

by Kung-fu Jesus June 23, 2004

zero consent

The best ska band in the worldish...!

Fig A: you heard that great track waster?
Fig B: Yea man! its world number one
Fig A: Bitchin'!

by Someone from the future ;-) January 18, 2005

Zero Comedy

One of the funniest sketch comedy performances ever to hit Florida. The original show titled Improv was banned from being performed on campus of the strict private school. So, the appointed leader of Improv, Holton Lane decided to abandon the idea of abandoning the show and he created: ZERO COMEDY.

The show was a success bringing 700 people to fill the maximum capacity of the Ponte Vedre Concert Hall.

Jim: "Yo dude, did you see Zero Comedy? It was hilarious when they made fun of Jake!"
John: "Yeah man, but when they shat on Denver - that was comedy gold!"

by Barry McCokinner August 29, 2013

Zero Day Photo

Stands for a photo developed and sold on the same day it was taken. (The term is commonly used by race day photographers. ZDP is commonly used but not limited to the subjects of running, biking, swimming, football, basketball, tennis, golf, race car, or fishing photography.)

Can be used like, "Hey, do you have any zero day photos of this event? I want to get mine today!" or "Do you know where I can get some zero day photos of this event? I want some photos that were taken of me from this race but I want them now!" Zero day photo is sometimes used in the form of an acronym like, "Hey, you have any ZDP's of this event?"

by John K. Photographer January 11, 2009

zero-sum

Zero-sum is the opposite of win win. If part of the people gain something the other part loses.

Washington D. C. is a zero-sum place.

by bootswalker March 20, 2009

zero divider

someone who fails so much that they divide by zero and cause the universe to implode.

dude 1: i like pop music.
*universe implodes*
dude 2 :thanks alot you prick you damn zero divider.

by shoopdahoop November 30, 2009

zero to one

An act of creation that is singular and results in something fresh and strange.

A: Paypal succeeded in bringing together email and money.
B: "Zero to One!"

by Heisenberg01 February 5, 2015