wyoming

Wyoming is a tear in space in which aliens from the dwarf planet Eris enter the U.S. to invade the planet. many people believe that wyoming is a place in the U.S., however wyoming is actual not real. If you enter wyoming you will appear in walt disney world confused and afraid but with no memories. you will be greeted by the ghost of walt himself before teleporting to canada. 4chan users claim its real but its not, they are actually the aliens taking over the world.

Wyoming is not real.

by lala the dumdum April 2, 2024

Wyoming Wet Sock

When you remove your used condom, save it, and reinsert it when the girl is on her period. From there you proceed to throw it against the wall so it sticks.

My favorite move in bed is the Wyoming Wet Sock.

by Willsmithspapa420 October 3, 2024

wyoming

a place that doesn’t exist

friend: bro wanna take a road trip to wyoming
friend 2: sure then we’ll go to neverland and meet peter pan right

by octopuslicker June 14, 2021

Wyoming cow lift

The act of taking a fat lesbian women and having buttsex with her while she moos in a wind farm.

Man 1: How was the family reunion in Cheyenne?

Man 2: Great my cousin and I played the Wyoming cow lift!

by Jack is a fag November 18, 2019

wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.

Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.

by FiringShotsAgressively April 5, 2016

Wyoming

A made up state. Wyoming does not exist.

"Wyoming is a made up place."

by urmomvera January 12, 2023

Schmetterling, Wyoming

the town where the innocent go to lie.

Residents of Schmetterling, Wyoming are rumored to be in the Witness Protection Program.

by TheARTisUS_dotcom May 14, 2023