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Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Is the amount of pussy you're getting from your old lady worth the amount of bullshit you have to endure from her?
Example 1) Tom: Laura's pissed at me for going to Hooters with you guys last week and has ragged on me about it for days. And I'm cut off too, I guess I'll have to jack off for awhile.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 2) Bob: Shirley's so pissed at me for not mowing the god damn lawn, that she won't give up any pussy! I'm so sick of her shit, what a fuckin nag. I think I'll go beat off in her purse.
Tom: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?

Example 3) Tom: That fuckin bitch still won't fuck me, three weeks after we went to Hooters. I guess I'll go fuck that slutty Hooters waitress that gave me her number while I was staring at her bodacious boobs.
Bob: Is the fucking you're getting worth the fucking you're taking?
by Floss 69 July 25, 2008
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Following this PDA warning there are two scenarios.

A: you ignore it and shit your pants to a reaper leviathan seconds later.
B: You turn around and your pants get to live another day
PDA: “Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”

You: “I can’t possibly imagine what could go wro-AHHHHH,SH** YOU CU*T GO F*** YOURSELF, NO NO NO NO NO JESUS.”

Your seamoth: *Dies*
Your pants: *Turn brown*
A hole in your monitor: *Appears*
by CallMeBez April 8, 2023
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Your blood is worth boiling.

Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.
by 2sox January 7, 2011
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worthful

socialite slang for being productive; a good person; doing something other than partying...

(worthy doesnt do it because you can only be worthy of something. but 'worthful' is so much more. it implies carefree, naieve wanting to be a good person..?)
1) I totally want to do something worthful for humanity...

2) I'm gonna go try to be worthful in the library before cocktail hour...
by llrb May 14, 2005
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Debt-Worth

'Debt-Worth' is the opposite of 'Net-Worth', indicating that you owe more than you have.
So, what is your net-worth?
Negative $260,00.
That is your 'Debt-Worth'!
by Jake Squawk May 29, 2013
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Two trucks worth

Having more people than one truck will hold
There were two trucks worth of Middle Eastern's in front of the hotel.
by Big Delicious May 20, 2014
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The medical phenomenon of a woman gaining the ability of being able to bear and give birth to twins after being fisted. It is widely accepted in medical circles that woman who have not been fisted previously cannot fall pregnant with twins
"Did you hear Sophie had twins?" "well u know what they say a fist in the bush is worth two in the cradle".
by Learners scholar August 10, 2017
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