a babe in the woods

a person who is young, naivee, or lacks the needed experience to do well in a situation. This is usually said when the person is most likely to fail or struggle. People can gain experience or become jaded and lose this trait.

person one: hey did you see the new guy?
person two: yeah he said he was going to talk to HR about the soda machine!
person one: he is definatly a babe in the woods, he'll learn or get a new job.

by ZarahMarieS April 30, 2008

I had sex with Tiger Woods too

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are

Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

by yobrova December 20, 2009

tiger woods

to cheat on one's spouse

Ya he totally got caught "tiger woodsing" his wife on a "business trip" in Tijuana.

by philosophocles December 23, 2009

woodshedding

meaning to practice or hone skills, particularly musical skills. the origin is from the fact that for purposes of privacy people would go to their woodshed to practice without being overheard

jason spent the last three months smoking grass and woodshedding his banjo skills.

by judas brooks August 15, 2006

Tiger Woods Mindset

Possesing the mindset of "there is no possible way that I can f this up!" Being confident to the extreme, but never over confident.

I attempted the new water skiing move with a Tiger Woods mindset.

by Dennis Burkett October 24, 2007

Cypress Woods High School

Cypress woods high school is located in cypress texas home of the wildcats. even though their football team sucks their academics dont. it is over poplauted with snotty rich white kids divided two ways. either way to good to talk to you or wants believe they were born in the ghetto. they are also over populated with the gay community. the school does have the most team spirit in everything they do.

Cypress woods high school is the type of place to be walking with your dyed blonde hair friend while listening to rap music and you look to see “ghetto” girls pulling their weaves out.

by pussyslayer976 October 10, 2019

wogs meat

wogs meat is a young white lady who is blinded by the fact that black people are good to be with but are more likely to get up the duff and then the wog is going to leave them to find another white female to get pregnant.

also known as: wog dog
dirty little slag

look and silly girl with a halfcast dilluted baby.

by benson April 20, 2005