wookieloving

A phenomenon that swept the Oregonian newspaper when a Wookie took the time to post thoughtful, Star Wars related commentary on the Oregonian's poorly written and irrelevant articles. The Oregonian banned the Wookie, but the memory lives on.

This dude has definitely used his light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.

Posted by Wookieloving on Gresham man gets prison time for fake-mohawk attack on January 12, 2011, 10:44AM

wookieloving by theforce007 January 26, 2011

Woodgered 

To lose your job without warning or reason. Usually will come as a shock and will have no supporting evidence as to why it occured.

I re-applied for my job but I got woodgered.

Woodgered by Notmyrealnamealreadyinuse February 22, 2011

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian

used to describe someone with with an amazing capacity to talk endlessly, often with few breaks or pauses and limited clarity of thought.

I just left my sister-in-laws house. My god, that broad could talk the ears off a wooden indian!

Talk the ears off a wooden Indian by Mr. Jameson September 15, 2010

Woogie Boogie 

This is what black music sounds like to white people, often cracka's that be in the KKK.

Turn that nigger music down, woogie boogie nigger....woogie boogie! - Clayton Bigsby

Woogie Boogie by The Jokers Wild 76 April 11, 2004

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker 

America's largest woodpecker. Presumed extinct for decades (the last confirmed sighting came before WWII), it has been spotted and videotaped deep in an Arkansas forest.

The only bird even slightly similar to the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker is the Pileated Woodpecker.

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker by Diggity Monkeez April 29, 2005

does pinochio have wooden balls 

basically, as to say "what the hell do u think?" answer to an obvious question
same as do bears shit in the woods, and is the pope catholic

?: Tryina burn this wit us?
Answer: does pinochio have wooden balls?

does pinochio have wooden balls by J. @kins May 6, 2008

Bush Wookie 

The name a growing population of diabolical yet kind creature who roam first person shooter games with a soft fur that resembles a bush, their arms are sniper rifles and their genitals are detachable and are used to stab enemies in desperate measures, their behavior consists of: camping,acting like bushes, killing humans first, suicidal behavior, they love to be in vehicals that are stationary, they are armed with smoke grenades, they do a care package ritual dance and dont do anything until the last 0:45 seconds search and destroy games.
-\\how to be a bush wookie//-
PERK1: Ghost (your fur that cant be seen by spy planes or u.a.v.'s)
PERK2: Anything of your choice
PERK3: Ninja (to keep you silent from your prey)
PRIMARY WEAPON: Any sniper rifle
SECONDARY WEAPON: Ballistic Knife, or Crossbow or silenced handgun (NO DUAL HANDGUNS)
LETHAL: tomahawk
TACTICAL: smoke bombs
EQUIPMENT: claymore
FACE PAINT: depends on terrain

("friendly U.A.V. online!") *gamer 1* "dude i don't see anyone on my radar, and their is a U.A.V. up!!!" *gamer 2* " we are in bush wookie territory boys!!!"

Bush Wookie by bushwook mvment2011 January 5, 2011