wonks

When you feel a bit wonky. Feeling tired, lethargic, but also a bit crazy and delusional.

I'm sorry babe I can't cook dinner tonight I have the wonks.

by M North May 20, 2021

Wink wonk

A way of saying kinky I guess -

" I like balls."
"Bro that's so Wink wonk."

by WhatInTheNameOfWhore May 20, 2021

Wonk

Marty, A gothic-ish boy who prefes the name wonk over charles and

'Hey charles! Looking preppy today'

'Call me WONK! and dude, I'm not preppy! I like evenessance!'

by Emmie December 13, 2003

wink wonk

an intentional misspelling/mispronunciation of "wink wink"

Is often used after a particularly bad joke, usually a thats what she said esque bit/otherwise about sex (but not necessarily)

"Have you seen those articles about that new lab grown meat? would you ever try it??"
I'll always take the chance to have meat in my mouth, wink wonk

by OliverJaded September 19, 2024

The Big Wonk

Somebody who is getting mad over something that literally makes sense.

Dude, stop being the big wonk. 2 + 2 DOES equal 4!

by Mor(e)peko November 15, 2025

wonk honk

A white supremacist, especially one holding extreme views

The subreddit was banned after being overrun by wonk honks.

by Patrick Zaharychuk January 21, 2025

wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023