Wonk

To masturbate and listen to “phonk” music at the same time.

“Can I please wonk you?”

by wilhelmywonker December 12, 2023

wonks

spin-off word for “wonky”.

The first layer of paint looks a little wonks.

by summer saves March 29, 2021

Wonks

Wonks is a word invented by Moriah Elizabeth.
it is a spin-off of the word wonky.
it was invented on her dollar store makeover video.

"okay, this first layer is lookin' a little wonks"
"was that english?"
"that's my spin-off word of wonky, and i hope i don't use it again-"

by lunaananannananan July 26, 2021

Wonks

|w0nkz| A word created by Moriah Elizabeth, a spinoff of the word wonky, but more like stonks.

Ok, this first layer is lookin pretty wonks.

by siennamonroll April 5, 2021

Wonk

1. I word used as a place holder for another word that you are contractually not allowed to say to another.

2. A place holder for a word referring to a pair of homosexuals/ possible homosexuals.

1. Guy 1: you know Ethan is looking like a wonk

Guy 2: you mean a picrew character?

2. Guy 1: *sees two men* *wispers* these two were a little too straight so I added a bit of ✨wonk✨
The two men: *start making out*
Guy 1: magical

by Confused Conundrum October 9, 2021

Wonk-wackled

The instance in which one's face comes in unexpected contact with a flying car booger or slurd.

"Don't stick you face out the window on the highway, you might get wonk-wackled."

by goo baby 7 January 25, 2008

Wonks

An adjective word that means weird and inaccurate. Maybe uncontrollable and uncomfortable. Used by Moriah Elizabeth in her Dollar Store Makeover video.

That's so wonks!

It just looks so wonks!

by anonymous June 28, 2022