Wonkey Donkey Billy Bongey

When you find some manky ass billy at the side of a park hidden in some bushes made out of a texta, a gatorade bottle and a bit of a coke can as a pc and you and your mate have nothing else to do so you have a few cones with some low grade bud.
9 times out of 10 doubles as a hospital trip if yous do it right

you: OH SHIT MATE!! LOOK!! ITS A WONKEY DONKEY BILLY BONGEY!!!
ur mate: OH FUK YEAH!!! LETS USE IT!!!!
*5 hours later ur both dead*

by crueltycrevice February 3, 2023

Worked his sanity off

A person (usually a male) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until he is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.

My boyfriend worked his sanity off when he was 7.

by UnderScoric October 7, 2023

Worked her sanity off

A person (usually a female) who works to gain acceptance and approval of someone else (Family members, teacher, boss, idol, etc.) until she is not mentally sane. This can start at a very young age.

Laurena literally worked her sanity off!!!

by UnderScoric October 8, 2023

Wankedexterous

When you can masturbate with both hands e.g the ambidextrous of masturbation.

Did you hear Jacob is wankedexterous he wanked off jack with both hands.

by TheRealTubbyTubTub February 20, 2024

worked into a shoot

Verb. To play along with a storyline or setup of any kind to the point where real life drama is intertwined with it, drastically changing the plans, and creating real animosity between pro-wrestlers.

Hulk Hogan caused himself to be worked into a shoot when he forced the original 3 match feud with Shawn Michaels, with Hogan winning 2 of 3, into a single match feud, which caused real backstage drama between he and Shawn.

by DeadInKayfabe April 13, 2024

wonkididdledoo

a person with ticklish nipples

he is a wonkididdledoo

by sunkaison March 24, 2025

Wonkey pony

Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.

“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”

by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025